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Revenge via Facebook - In Four Easy Steps

Step 1 - Log onto facebook.  Notice every member of your family is headed to the beach for the weekend, with one exception - you.

Step 2 - Grumble.  Complain.  Decide to be an adult and get over it.

Step 3 - Log back onto facebook.  Read multiple status updates about how much fun they are having.  Look at accompanying photos.  Smiling happy nieces.  Nieces you hardly ever get to see.

Step 4 - Update own facebook status - "Amy is in Paris for the weekend...because that's how I roll."

They Should Extend HIPPA Protection to the Grocery Store

Just got back and the clerk commented to me that the lady in front of me had too many carbs and too much sugar.  Then he said he recognized me and appreciated that I usually work in some vegetables.  But, he acknowledged, I had more freedom with cooking since I have no kids.

I thought living in a large urban area met I had a certain level of anonymity.  I'll have to start sneaking around to get my Ben & Jerry's.  Got to keep the sugar addiction on the down low.

Someday

 

We will have our own.

(Pictured - my husband with our nephew)